Vonkkomtal is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing manatee.

Vonkkomtal created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkkomtal, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vonkkomtal, it will turn you into a goat.

Vonkkomtal's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vonkkomtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.