Cidnutfed is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic whale.

Cidnutfed created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnutfed, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cidnutfed, it will come to you in dreams.

Cidnutfed's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cidnutfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cidnutfed's priests.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.