Yogdogdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, amazing hare.

Yogdogdiss created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Yogdogdiss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yogdogdiss, it will turn you into a snail.

Yogdogdiss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Yogdogdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yogdogdiss' name in vain.

2. Never prepare cucumbers during autumn.

3. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

4. You must pray to Yogdogdiss six times a day.

5. Never speak aloud of names.