Vagwitbess Rulladgep Farnteenrul is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating dragonfly.

Vagwitbess Rulladgep Farnteenrul created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagwitbess Rulladgep Farnteenrul, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vagwitbess Rulladgep Farnteenrul, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vagwitbess Rulladgep Farnteenrul's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vagwitbess Rulladgep Farnteenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide if four great tits approach from the east.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never talk about dark matter.