Wanmabkik is a god.

He takes the form of a large, competent raven.

Wanmabkik created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmabkik, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wanmabkik, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wanmabkik's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wanmabkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must love Wanmabkik.

3. Worship no other gods but Wanmabkik.

4. Never adorn your face with brown markings.

5. Always act with humility.