Yimbamcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient clam.

Yimbamcid created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbamcid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yimbamcid, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yimbamcid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yimbamcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.