Gebbapgov is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful wombat.

Gebbapgov created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gebbapgov, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gebbapgov, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gebbapgov's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gebbapgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Never cross rivers at dawn.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.