Gebfligcab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured warg.

Gebfligcab created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebfligcab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebfligcab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gebfligcab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gebfligcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.