Bannakjig is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous
zebra.
Bannakjig created dark energy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Bannakjig, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bannakjig, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Bannakjig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Bannakjig's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.
4. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.
5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.