Cumdabgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cumdabgon created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumdabgon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumdabgon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cumdabgon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cumdabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cumdabgon on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about gravity near whales while wearing cyan stockings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.