Bepfubwip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing wren.

Bepfubwip created water four years ago.

If you believe in Bepfubwip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bepfubwip, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bepfubwip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bepfubwip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six gulls approach from the east.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Always help capybaras in need.