Honflamlist is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-confident wolf.

Honflamlist created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Honflamlist, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Honflamlist, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Honflamlist's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Honflamlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear tights.