Funmanmap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, clever camel.

Funmanmap created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funmanmap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Funmanmap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Funmanmap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Funmanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Funmanmap.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.