Legsigmis is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, able dragonfly.

Legsigmis created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Legsigmis, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Legsigmis, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Legsigmis' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Legsigmis' Holy Commandments

1. Legsigmis must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.