Pagvogbomabgar Dimwiggatdin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful newt.

Pagvogbomabgar Dimwiggatdin created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagvogbomabgar Dimwiggatdin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pagvogbomabgar Dimwiggatdin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pagvogbomabgar Dimwiggatdin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pagvogbomabgar Dimwiggatdin's Holy Commandments

1. Pagvogbomabgar Dimwiggatdin loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

4. Do not take Pagvogbomabgar Dimwiggatdin's name in vain.

5. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.