Baplunneg is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty crab.

Baplunneg created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baplunneg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Baplunneg, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Baplunneg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Baplunneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts on days of mourning.

2. Always wash your neck before prayer.

3. Never wear indigo boots on sacred days.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.