Inggep is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong gerbil.

Inggep created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Inggep, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Inggep, it will turn you into a snail.

Inggep's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Inggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tights marked with brown.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing gray shorts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your head.