Quimrullflat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient donkey.

Quimrullflat created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimrullflat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimrullflat, it will turn you into a goat.

Quimrullflat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Quimrullflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Quimrullflat.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quimrullflat.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about chromosomes.