Mumdabpin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient scorpion.

Mumdabpin created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumdabpin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumdabpin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mumdabpin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mumdabpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumdabpin.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.