Zaggodflag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited centipede.

Zaggodflag created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaggodflag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zaggodflag, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zaggodflag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zaggodflag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet rats for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Do not chant in public.