Queegdibkapnadbotjadren is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating rhinoceros.

Queegdibkapnadbotjadren created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegdibkapnadbotjadren, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Queegdibkapnadbotjadren, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Queegdibkapnadbotjadren's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Queegdibkapnadbotjadren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Queegdibkapnadbotjadren loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Queegdibkapnadbotjadren in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.