Minlamtigjig Nigortvin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome lobster.

Minlamtigjig Nigortvin created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minlamtigjig Nigortvin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Minlamtigjig Nigortvin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Minlamtigjig Nigortvin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Minlamtigjig Nigortvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red rings.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Minlamtigjig Nigortvin on top of important buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing brown shirts and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.