Zedbiddissbid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid donkey.

Zedbiddissbid created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbiddissbid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zedbiddissbid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Zedbiddissbid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Zedbiddissbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare corn during spring.

2. Always store limes above ground.

3. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Heed all portents.