Dussbig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, irritating dolphin.

Dussbig created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dussbig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dussbig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dussbig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six zinc sculptures of Dussbig on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dussbig on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never paint your legs red.
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