Kipbifkad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, quiet warg.

Kipbifkad created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipbifkad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kipbifkad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kipbifkad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kipbifkad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about planets.