Bid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fast dragon.

Bid created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bid, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Bid loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Put Bid first in all things.

5. Fast once a month.
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