Pogsatfon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish chicken.

Pogsatfon created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Pogsatfon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pogsatfon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pogsatfon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pogsatfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Pogsatfon loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away if eight gulls approach from the east.