Titkomfagtam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered grasshopper.

Titkomfagtam created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titkomfagtam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Titkomfagtam, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Titkomfagtam's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Titkomfagtam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Titkomfagtam.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide from brown eagles for they are unholy.