Fubpaglitkapmipaftadbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, kind mink.

Fubpaglitkapmipaftadbog created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubpaglitkapmipaftadbog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fubpaglitkapmipaftadbog, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fubpaglitkapmipaftadbog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fubpaglitkapmipaftadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fubpaglitkapmipaftadbog on top of all buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never paint your head violet.
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