Stikbidpod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid turtle.

Stikbidpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbidpod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stikbidpod, she will turn you into a frog.

Stikbidpod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stikbidpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.