Tapnanjamflowcep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless pigeon.

Tapnanjamflowcep created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Tapnanjamflowcep, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tapnanjamflowcep, she will turn you into a rat.

Tapnanjamflowcep's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tapnanjamflowcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your neck.