Ominbegmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, annoying eagle.

Ominbegmeg created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbegmeg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ominbegmeg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ominbegmeg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ominbegmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing gray tights and balancing six copper spheres on your arms.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.