Sas Logtannurl is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered snake.

Sas Logtannurl created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sas Logtannurl, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sas Logtannurl, it will be very sad.

Sas Logtannurl's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sas Logtannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away from gray cats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat figs.