Madciptof is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident shark.

Madciptof created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madciptof, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Madciptof, he will make you grow a tail.

Madciptof's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Madciptof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear corsets marked with fawn.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.