Pomkompibbep is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust rhinoceros.

Pomkompibbep created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomkompibbep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pomkompibbep, it will strike you with lightening.

Pomkompibbep's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pomkompibbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Always obey Pomkompibbep's priests.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ducks while wearing cyan trousers and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Never think about planets.