Fossbissak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able dryad.

Fossbissak created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbissak, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fossbissak, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fossbissak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fossbissak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.