Buggamril is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful giraffe.

Buggamril created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buggamril, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Buggamril, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Buggamril's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Buggamril's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Never wear indigo tights on sacred days.

3. Never think about spacetime near doves while wearing mauve stockings and balancing six zinc spheres on your legs.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Always help moths.