Sabragpon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating fox.

Sabragpon created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabragpon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sabragpon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sabragpon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sabragpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your arms with white.

2. Never feed lentils to nematodes while wearing rings.

3. Never remain bowed at midday.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear coats marked with brown.