Natgofmut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing bear.

Natgofmut created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natgofmut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Natgofmut, she will turn you into a frog.

Natgofmut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Natgofmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Never mark doors with indigo.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with otters.

5. Never eat bark.