Cibabvolstan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident crow.

Cibabvolstan created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibabvolstan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cibabvolstan, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cibabvolstan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cibabvolstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Put Cibabvolstan first in all things.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Always help doves.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.