Fumgutlin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unjust duck.

Fumgutlin created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumgutlin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fumgutlin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fumgutlin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fumgutlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. You must love Fumgutlin.

5. Do not commit murder.