Disshadarf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, two-faced salamander.

Disshadarf created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disshadarf, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Disshadarf, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Disshadarf's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Disshadarf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. You must love Disshadarf.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Disshadarf on top of important buildings.