Fudpigcen is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered wyrm.

Fudpigcen created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudpigcen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudpigcen, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fudpigcen's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fudpigcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.