Nelltartun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent armadillo.

Nelltartun created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltartun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelltartun, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nelltartun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nelltartun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Pray towards the east.