Mantabteen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy otter.

Mantabteen created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mantabteen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mantabteen, it will turn you into a hamster.

Mantabteen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mantabteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to sheep while wearing tights.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Mantabteen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Never think about special relativity near seals while wearing black rings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your legs.