Migbimyikwad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless tapir.

Migbimyikwad created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Migbimyikwad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Migbimyikwad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Migbimyikwad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Migbimyikwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.