Cadflathon Bodquagteen is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident raven.

Cadflathon Bodquagteen created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadflathon Bodquagteen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cadflathon Bodquagteen, he will manifest in front of you.

Cadflathon Bodquagteen's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cadflathon Bodquagteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six otters in a large pit.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never think about dark matter near horses while wearing mauve skirts and balancing three titanium spheres on your chest.

4. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.