Xuccubgep is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent swallow.

Xuccubgep created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuccubgep, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xuccubgep, she will curse you with boils.

Xuccubgep's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Xuccubgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.