Nibceb is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ruthless fly.

Nibceb created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Nibceb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nibceb, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nibceb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nibceb's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Worship no other gods but Nibceb.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dogs while wearing yellow dresses and balancing seven zinc spheres on your neck.