Nelstigrandab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident dog.

Nelstigrandab created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelstigrandab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nelstigrandab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nelstigrandab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nelstigrandab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never look in ponds.