Cablopjab Bossgening is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent sheep.

Cablopjab Bossgening created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cablopjab Bossgening, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cablopjab Bossgening, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cablopjab Bossgening's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cablopjab Bossgening's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not resist balance.