Tagdubtif Higkikpin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish mouse.

Tagdubtif Higkikpin created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagdubtif Higkikpin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tagdubtif Higkikpin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tagdubtif Higkikpin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tagdubtif Higkikpin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tagdubtif Higkikpin.

2. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not prepare bananas while filled with joy.

5. Never gather five otters near bridges.