Faghitpop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering gnu.

Faghitpop created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Faghitpop, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Faghitpop, he will not care.

Faghitpop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Faghitpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing mauve hats and balancing three lead spheres on your back.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about gravity.