Dumkenbig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, effective ferret.

Dumkenbig created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumkenbig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dumkenbig, it will send you a sign.

Dumkenbig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dumkenbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Run away if six otters approach from the north.

4. Never gather eight swans in one place.

5. Never talk about nematodes.