Hingamarpbittipdidgat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud mink.

Hingamarpbittipdidgat created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Hingamarpbittipdidgat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hingamarpbittipdidgat, she will turn you into a tree.

Hingamarpbittipdidgat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hingamarpbittipdidgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hingamarpbittipdidgat on top of all buildings.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not listen to music.