Hinkabdib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional bee.

Hinkabdib created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinkabdib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hinkabdib, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hinkabdib's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hinkabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing pink rings and balancing seven titanium spheres on your face.

4. Never travel toward the north during spring.

5. Never curse while facing east.