Stikquagyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome meerkat.

Stikquagyak created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikquagyak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stikquagyak, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stikquagyak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Stikquagyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Retreat if seven ducks approach from the north.

4. Never stain your hands with cyan.

5. Always pray immersed in water.