Veenrakbamdun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind skunk.

Veenrakbamdun created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Veenrakbamdun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenrakbamdun, he will destroy your home solar system.

Veenrakbamdun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Veenrakbamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Veenrakbamdun on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed peas to squirrels while wearing fawn boots.