Konsugwitlun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical weasel.

Konsugwitlun created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konsugwitlun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Konsugwitlun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Konsugwitlun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Konsugwitlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing red rings and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near seals while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing four nickel spheres on your legs.

5. Never gather eight badgers near walls.