Fubgidyak is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty newt.

Fubgidyak created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubgidyak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fubgidyak, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fubgidyak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fubgidyak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fubgidyak on top of all buildings.

2. You must love Fubgidyak.

3. Fubgidyak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Always wear violet.