Kiparfmeggednurlbess Jendavbot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, moody mouse.

Kiparfmeggednurlbess Jendavbot created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiparfmeggednurlbess Jendavbot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kiparfmeggednurlbess Jendavbot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kiparfmeggednurlbess Jendavbot's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kiparfmeggednurlbess Jendavbot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always take life seriously.