Karhabvin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous alligator.

Karhabvin created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karhabvin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Karhabvin, she will laugh at you.

Karhabvin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Karhabvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Put Karhabvin first in all things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never run in the presence of snakes.

5. Do not sing in public.